Ok I'll play. Front End DH bingo, I'll have to jumpseat in a day prior, expense a hotel, take a early am two leg coach dh to someplace. Or I can deviate ride in first and cost the company the same or more. IF this mythical gamble the company makes is true, they'll just rebook on a different flight weeks in advance, and if there's not class of service, "Wait List" (which isn't a thing). Cool middle seat in coach on united. I'm sure the rest of the pilot group will thank you while they are flying first to DXB eating caviar.
I'm sorry you either fly with too many guys that live in Memphis or this is from your time on the Bus. There's zero leverage with this game.