I have to agree this is an entertaining thread.
Meanwhile on "As JC Turns"....
Here are the questions that need to be answered.
Will Waco actually travel to Chicago?
Will FlapperGirl ever find a room mate?
How will the neighbor dude turn out?
What is it with lawyers anyway?
Will FlapperGirl come to Vegas for the JC get together on October 8th?
Joe
1. Wacofan is supposed to arrive by this weekend. Seriously. The plot thickens.
2. Flapper Girl has several viable candidates as roommates now and NOW there is a delay with the negotiating with the realtor for the lease. Flapper is getting very aggravated.
3. The neighbor dude is very hot, but, not very... smart or ambitious... (turn off). But very witty and kind (turn on). He is definitely someone I would love my ex to see me with. But that is just childish and shallow of me... Because he seemed genuine so I should just forget psycho-lawyer altogether (brilliant idea, hard to implement). So... if neighbor (Tom) calls again, I guess I will answer the phone this time. What could meeting for lunch hurt? He made me smile, he has kind eyes.
4. Lawyers... it's sad, huh? I really looked up to him (not just because he is a foot taller than I, either). He had a lot of admirable, gentile, deep qualities... but it looks like they get overshadowed by the whole abusive-side.
5.Never been to Vegas. Was offered a gig once. Very very good pay. But when they said I would be singing by slot machines? I hung up on them. I digress. One of you pilots going to fly me out there? I'll send you my contract-- nothing picky like "no green M&M's"... but the basics: flight, hotel room (ahem --my own private room that is), stipend and pay for singing. Because... you are only asking me out there to sing, of course. Charming banter is at no additional cost. But I am IN. Details please!!!!
Joe- hi.
My parents live in Orlando.