WELL!
2nd interview (the one where you're pretty much already hired, just some psych tests and the pee test)
6:30am shared ride van bound for the airport, from Waikiki. Should be greatly on-time for an 8am round 2 right?
Hop in the van at 6:20am. GREAT! The guy is early, maybe I can make a starbucks run...
We start going to some different hotels, waiting on lazy guests to get their rears downstairs
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7:15am I finally ask the driver, "Hey, so when are we finally going to get heading toward the airport?"
He looks at me with a blank stare, and asks "When is your flight?"
I told him I had an 8am interview...
"Oh bruddah, you no make dat! We still got two stops, and da traffic on da H1!"
Huh?
"Um, I need to be there by 8am... That's why I booked this van for 6:30am"
I ended up getting out and taking a taxi...
So now on H1, a monsoon arrives- this is like the Buffalo-blizzard-style rain that creeps up on you. My driver's wipers aren't working, so he decides to pull over and "wait it out."
-yelling ensues- along with my offer of an extra $20 if he drove like a NYer.
I finally get him to continue driving, and beep his horn (which is a total taboo in Hawaii).
Call HR at Hawaiian and get a very nice secretary, who changes her voice when I inform her of my impending tardiness- I estimated about 15 minutes late. Explained the whole situation. "Oh, well in that case we won't be able to hire you. But stop by anyway because we still have a few forms to sign before we see you off." I didn't panic, but started to find the whole situation a bit laughable.
Eventually around 8:10, I got dropped off on the WRONG SIDE of the HQ building. No one was there to let me in, and I was being soaked by the continuing monsoon. I called again...
"I'm here! But I'm lost. The door seems to be locked!"
"Yes, you're on the wrong side... The front desk person doesn't get in until 9. Can you walk around to the other side?"
"???????"
Finally someone comes upstairs to fetch me. By this time, I look like I've gone for a swim in the Ala Wai... I'm lead to the room where the members of what is to be my new hire class are sitting. Sit down next to this dude who exclaims "You know you're late?" I drip on my paperwork, thinking: what a jerk!
That guy ends up being my sim partner AND very close friend.